2.wait, is this a cut scene from a video game?
3.Sorry, Peter Parker, I can't hear you over Tobey Maguire's "No Matter what I do, no matter how hard I try..." inner-monologue from 'Spider-Man 2'. Get your own monologues!
4.Sitting On the edge of a skyscraper. Who needs great power and great responsibility when you can rip off christopher Nolan's batman some more?
5.And you thought the precious Spider-Man movie had too much product placement.
6.Is that the Rhino-Zord from 'Power Rangers'?
7.oh great, the Green Goblin as well. The first 'The Amazing Spider-Man' movie messed up one of the franchises most iconic villains. This movie hoping to do the same with three more.
8.Good to see the Oscorp Tower survived the events of The Avengers'. Oh wait...
9.The blue version of electro fighting Spider-Man in Times Square. Way to rip off the Electro boss battle in 'The Ultimate Spider-Man' video game.
10.Good to see the film-makers have changed the costume. Because, y'know, that was the ONE thing that needed to be improved over the previous movie.
11.The reflection in the eye pieces.It looks cool on the poster but not in the moving image.
12..Sponsored by SONY
13.Here's the Marvel logo making you wish you were watching one of their movies.
14.Still looks like a video game
15.This guy does not want to be in the movie. You can just tell by the look on his face
16.Okay, since Peter is going on a date with Gwen then he really did learn NOTHING from the events of previous movie.
Because characters changing, growing and evolving over sequels? That's reserved for a good franchises.
17.spider-Man causing a traffic jam?"He's a menace to the entire city!"
18.Why is Gwan not concerned in the least that people are shooting her boyfriend?
19.Sorry, I can't focus on this action sequence. I just want to go and visit tumblr.
20.Instantly dating the movie by including tumblr.
21.Spider-Man is not Neo. He is Spider-Man.
22.It can be assumed that this movie cost around $200 million to make.
Can we at least have a Spider-Man that doesn't look he's from Gamecube era of video games?
23.Further proof that Andrew Garfield is massively miscast as Spider-Man.
24.'Saved By The Bell' inspired romance.
25.Oh, Dan DeHaan, you're so much better than this movie!
26.'Minority Report' called. They want their table back.
27.Harry Osborn has so much more charisma than Peter Parker. Can he be Spider-Man? Please?
28.Did you see how far that taxi flew? I know this is a comic book movie but where are the physics?
29. 'The Amazing Spider-Man'. Sponsored by Google Maps.
30.Come on, Sally Field, you were nominated for an Oscar last year. You're better than this movie!
31.Why am I creeped out by Peter Parker having dozens of pictures of his girlfriend scattered around his bedroom?
Who want to bet that they were there before he and Gwen got together?
32.'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'. Sponsored by Coca-Cola.
33.And 'Avenue Q'.
34.And Roxy
35.And CNN.
36.And those"secrets" will cost around $15 for a 3D ticket price.
37.Another Secret lair in the sewers? You'd think that after the Lizard there'd be better surveillance down there to stop this kind of thing from happening!
38.Peter Parker is going into the Matrix.
39.Wait, are we still following this parents sub-plot from the first movie? The sub-plot that literally nobody cares about, not even the fans of the movie?
40.Recycled shot from the first movie.
41.Oh hey, it's that old guy from the post-credits scene of the last movie. The guy who the writers admitted that they had no idea who he was...
...and that they only included him for a cliff-hanger and that they would figure its out later. No, I'm not even joking. The writers literally said that. Fuck you.
42.A Dr. Octopus suit as well as Vulture wings. Because this movie has so little faith in itself that it is relying on fan-baitey stuff in the trailer.
43.SiX doors. So is that the sinister six? Once again, did you learn NOTHING from 'Spider-Man 3'?
44.Let's all say it together:"The Further".
45.Oh hey, it's Dr. Manhattan!
46.Oh hey, it looks EXACTLY like Dr. Manhattan during his origin sequence in Watchmen'.
47.Okay, that's definitely the Green Goblin. Urm... we already did this over a decade ago. Which once again ask: Why did we need this reboot?
48."The Batman has to come back"
49.Wait, he has white eyes now? What happened to his reflective eyes?
50.While it is nice to see that the movie has a much better colour palette, the colour saturation is so poor that it looks like a cartoon.
51.It's looks like 'Spider-MN 3: The Game' on the nintendo Wii.
52.Am I the onlyone who finds it ironic that this is the first time we've had a black actor playing a villain in a blockbuster superhero movie since 'Daredevil'...
...but the design team have got him made up as blue face?
53.And in the face of all the destruction they STILL got in their Kodak product placement.
54.Wait, isn't Kodak out of business now? God, the movie isn't even out yet and it's dated.
55.Peter Parker likes the Ramones? Judging by his behaviour I thought he would like cheap emo pop.
56.'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'.Sponsored by Reese's Pieces.
57.God,and I thought 'Man of steel' had too much product placement in their action sequences.
58.I'm glad the writer have found excuses for Spider-Man NOT to wear his mask again.
59.Starring David Bowie as the Green Goblin.
60.A plane crash sequence? Boy,that escalated quickly.
61.So what should we do with one of the more colourful and outlandish Spider-Man villains? Put him in a black hoodie of course! Fuck you, Sony.
62.Oooh, more Reese's Pieces product placement. I can see where Sony got most of their budget from.
63.Who directed this J.J Abrams?
64.'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'. Sponsored by McDonalds.
65.Now we're ripping off the clock tower rescue from 'Cars 2'? Now that's just desperate.
66.Damn, that cars was just two days away from retirement!
67.I just love how we're supposed to accept that we have a blue electric man and a rhino-zord in a movie that is trying to have the name grim/realistic tone as...
...Nolan's Batman movies. There's a reason Killer Croc and Mr. Freeze didn't apper in Nolan's Trilogy, guys!
68.To think Jamie foxx was being snubbed for Oscars for playing Django last year, now he's delivering poorly written villain monologues here.
69.I smell a money shot trying to get you top see this movie in 3D!
70.Lastly, This movie exists. LOL
